Wana know what she's thinking anytime you're in your underwear? Then I suggest you read through this post cos It's about time men start paying attention to the type of underwear ladies find sexy. The tables have turned! Here's what you should know about your underwear, and what she thinks of them.
BOXERS
Do men still wear boxers? Why would you wear
underwear that lets your package flop around
and gives you wedgies?
BRIEFS
Only if your body is sufficiently toned that you
would look good brooding and oiled up on the
side of a bus. Or if you're under the age of nine.
BOXER BRIEFS
Boxer briefs are a good look on almost everyone.
You should be wearing them .
WHITE UNDERWEAR
I know, I know. You keep baby wipes in the
bathroom. You have one of those six thousand
dollar Japanese toilets with a heated seat and
cleansing water plumes. You use a bidet . Even if
it's only a 1/1000 chance, why would you ever
risk skid marks?
WHIMSICALLY PATTERNED UNDERWEAR
Stripes and polka dots are great. Flora and fauna
are acceptable. Santas and Simpsons are not okay.
LONG JOHNS
Stop. It's not that cold.
ANYTHING WITH AN ELABORATE
PACKAGE HOLDING/ENHANCING
APPARATUS
These make dicks look like Muppet noses.
I hope this would help you make better choices when shopping for your underwears.
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